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Weekly Recs
It’s time again for you to give your weekly recs! This week we’re looking for your favourite fics/art you’ve seen over the past week and those fics/art that fit into the genre of the week!

This week the genre of fanwork recs we’re looking for is: gifset! We want your favourite gifsets that you’ve seen, from those that have spliced together James and Q’s relationship from a variety of movies, and those gifsets that capture your favourite movie scene!

When reccing fic/art, please can you make a separate comment with ‘Week Rec’ in the subject title. If you’re commenting anon, then just put your handle in brackets after the ‘Weekly Rec’ bit - eg Weekly Rec (cass). This just helps your friendly mod hunt down all your links and put them into the weekly rec post!

Spectre Prompt Fest!
The MI6 prompt bingo table continues! We’re releasing a new prompt every week up to when Spectre is released in the UK on November 6th. You can write/draw/create anything of your choice in response to the prompt, and you can post fills for any of the revealed prompt!

This week the prompt is: “I was taking some overdue holiday”.

Exploding Objects Love doesn’t solve everything Broken Health and Safety Possession
Never say never “Make me disappear” “No.” The past has come back to haunt me Suit Up
Starlight Red “I was taking some overdue holiday Hidden Hidden
Hidden Hidden Hidden Hidden Hidden

You can post your fills anywhere you like – tumblr, in the comments section of the weekly chat, to your own LJ! Feel free to link your fills in the chat, and don’t forget to tag your prompt fills with #mi6cafeprompt so everyone can share the 00Q love!

There is now an A03 collection that you can post your fills to! See the link in the sidebar for more information

MI6 Café Book + Film Club

Our book for book club this month is Live and Let Die! You can find resources for the book in the links on the sidebar. The Book Club to discuss the whole book will be held tomorrow, 19th September!
Potential trigger warnings for Live and Let Die include:
· racism
· drug use
· sharks, barracudas, octopuses and other sea creatures (and people being attacked by them)
· g*psy slur used
· n word used
· incorrect and possibly offensive representation of Haitian Voduo

In film club will be watching From Russia with Love. Please see the schedules for more information on times!

This week’s questions

  1. What would Q and Bond wish for if they found a genie in a bottle?

  2. What are their guilty pleasure bands/songs?

  3. What’s the fantasy they secretly have but don’t tell the other about? This can be sexual or non-sexual.

  4. What’s the anti-fantasy they secretly have but don’t tell the other about--their own private nightmare of the way things could go wrong?

  5. Which Disney movie, if any, would they willingly watch? (You can include live-action if you like, but if you say “Marvel movies” it’s rather not in the spirit of the question. :P)

Date: 2015-09-20 10:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] isthisrubble.livejournal.com
hmm, gifsets, I'll have to go through my tag on tumblr...

1: What would Q and Bond wish for if they found a genie in a bottle?
ohhh, well, Q would wish 1) for James to survive until retirement from the field (45y/o) 2) for, idk, not world piece but maybe for terrorists, extremists and other people they spend their time fighting against to, maybe tone it down a little? so he can have the whole weekend off every now and then? I mean he doesn't want to become redundant but it would be nice for innocent people to stop dying, too... I have no idea what his third one would be, maybe something to do with his family? maybe one of his cousins needs luck in a small business venture or something

... James would wish 1) to not get old and creaky and redundant. I have no idea if he'd specify immortality or death before the age of about 60, 2) have enough money that he can both buy all the things he wants and throw as much money at charities and other good causes, because it makes him feel a bit less like death, destroyer of worlds or whatever if he does stuff that helps people in need (that he doesn't encounter with work) every now and then... and again I have no idea what the third one would be

2: What are their guilty pleasure bands/songs?
OH MY GOD WHERE'S [livejournal.com profile] peterpandyke GET YOUR ARSE OVER HERE... sorry we were just talking about this (I'm writing a Craig!Bond Band AU which... should be interesting) but ok JAMES BOND MUSIC NERD JUST GIVES ME LIFE ok so James is Police and Bruce Springsteen trash. Like, seriously. He had this massive record collection and it was so well maintained that MI6 sold it for heaps when he was dead and he lost it all and he was SO PISSED OK but Eve is also a vinyl aficionado and she helps him build it back up post Skyfall...

I honestly have no idea about Q's music taste because he probably keeps up to date with new music which... I don't really do. at all. so this is waaay one sided

... also Eve has every signal version of True Colours' (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/True_Colours_(Split_Enz_album)) album sleeve on her wall in pristine condition (I give my faves my music tastes, deal with it)

3: What’s the fantasy they secretly have but don’t tell the other about? This can be sexual or non-sexual.
oh my god I have no idea. James I think maybe... secretly wishes for domesticity? even though he knows he couldn't stand it if he was stuck in it all the time? Q... I think Q really wishes he could travel, but being scared of flying and not really having time to explore the world the slow way makes it really hard... honestly idk

4: What’s the anti-fantasy they secretly have but don’t tell the other about--their own private nightmare of the way things could go wrong?
oh god this is another one that I have no idea about, besides the whole Bond-would-never-be-able-to-enjoy-sex-with-restraints-or-pain-which-rules-out-a-lot-of-bdsm-things theory

5: Which Disney movie, if any, would they willingly watch? (You can include live-action if you like, but if you say “Marvel movies” it’s rather not in the spirit of the question. :P)
Oh, come on, I like Marvel! I really haven't watched that many Disney movies, so idk. Seriously, I'm terrible at this question because all I've really watched is Beauty and the Beast and The Incredibles, and I'm a lot younger than both of them so idk which ones they would have grown up with
Edited Date: 2015-09-20 10:16 am (UTC)

Date: 2015-09-20 12:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] isthisrubble.livejournal.com
oh my god I forgot... sexy times for number 3... James really likes getting fucked, like, this is probably just me projecting but I love me some of that... also (and it's really hard to find when taking into account my headcanon from number 4) sub!Bond is such a good thing. seriously.

Castillon

Date: 2015-09-21 07:21 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
I love everything about this comment!

Re: Castillon

Date: 2015-09-21 10:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] isthisrubble.livejournal.com
I am just desperate for fics about that... I wish I could search properly for it on AO3 but I always get... stuff I'm not looking for... which is a real pity because this idea gives me life, seriously

Re: Castillon

Date: 2015-09-23 04:49 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
I'd love to hear more about your sub!Bond headcanons! What are your ideal sub!Bond stories like?

-Castillon

Re: Castillon

Date: 2015-09-23 08:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] isthisrubble.livejournal.com
hooo boy, ok... so the fic that really got me thinking about it is this one, although it's not 00Q: http://archiveofourown.org/works/2583242 I think it does really well at capturing the way James' sub-ness would work - it's not a sexual thing, it's about responsibility and control. James has a lot riding on the decisions he makes in the field, and so what he really needs is someone to take it all out of his hands, to make the decisions for him, to tell him he's done his best and that it's alright if something went wrong: to absolve him, so to speak.

I only know a few sub!Bond fics I really like... the one above, this series http://archiveofourown.org/series/34073 which I'm still not 100% sure about, if I'm honest, and I think that's it? I have another one in my read-later thing, but I have way too many pages in that and I can't be bothered looking for it

Re: Castillon

Date: 2015-09-27 07:13 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
*replies a week late* Ahh, that first fic you linked--! I really like your envisioning of Bond's sub-ness and motivations for it, and the idea that Bond could have that kind of safe space seems so warm and lovely even though his reasons for needing it are so angsty. We definitely need more sub!Bond!

Castillon

Date: 2015-09-21 07:27 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
2. Record collector Bond is such a beautiful headcanon; I love it! And Eve being his vinyl bro and helping him build his collection back up!

3. Awww; your fantasies for Bond and Q ring really true to me.



Re: Castillon

Date: 2015-09-21 10:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] isthisrubble.livejournal.com
2) I like giving him things to enjoy... also it gives me an excuse to include lots of my own music tastes when I write or make fanmixes

Castillon

Date: 2015-09-21 07:15 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
1. Bond: Wolverine-like healing powers for himself, Wolverine-like healing powers for Q, and the ability to unerringly find the finest food and cars in the vicinity.
Q: The ability to unerringly find whatever he wants, especially his agents, and including any traitors or disloyal people in the department; the ability to be the best in the world at his job (genie: "there's not loads of changes to make; you could probably just wait for a couple more years of on the job experience" Q: "TWO YEARS IS TOO LONG"); an ever-light, ultra-secure Mary Poppins bag, or possibly a Discworld Luggage.

2. Bond: ABBA. He knows all the words to "Dancing Queen" and "Gimme A Man After Midnight." He even likes Mamma Mia.
Q: Pop earworms like "California Girls" and that one song by One Direction.

3. Bond: The one with the collar and leash that is actually pretty cute. The one where he's having a nightmare and he wakes up to Q shaking his shoulder instead of throwing a pillow at him from across the room, because in the fantasy it's no longer dangerous for Q to try to touch him when he's waking up from a bad dream. The one where Q is the 00 agent and Bond is the Quartermaster--but really Bond just wants to wear some glasses and do some tsking and such while Q acts like an insouciant rebel; the fantasy always vagues up the idea of Q as a 00 because Bond doesn't want to think about Q having to do the things a 00 has to.
Q: Bond returns all of his equipment, AND HIMSELF, in perfect condition after a mission; no extra paperwork means Q can take the rest of the evening and (fuck it) the next day too off so all they have to worry about is relaxing together. He and Bond find a fountain of youth and after a respectable few decades at MI6 they get to fuck off and travel the world and have adventures together while Q explores technologies that haven't even been invented yet. The one where professionalism isn't a thing and Q can ask Bond to give him nice, deep love bites and say "Keep going, yes, give me more" instead of "Stop it, you bastard, I have work and that's above the collar." The one where Q can magically deep throat without any effort or lasting vocal effects instead of having to work at it and sounding a bit hoarse afterward. The one where Bond lets him be gentle and likes it.

4. Q: He makes a mistake, or he takes a night off at the wrong time, and Bond dies in various hideous fashions and it's all Q's fault. He walks into work one morning and Bond makes a point of kissing a beautiful woman in front of him and refuses to talk to him, and Q never finds out what made Bond give up on their relationship. He somehow gets sacked and finds out that Bond doesn't want him if Q's not his Quartermaster...not Q anymore. He wakes up one morning only to find out that he's been programmed like the Manchurian Candidate and can no longer be trusted not to have subconscious designs on his country. He's captured and they do something to his brain and it's all very Flowers For Algernon and he's stuck in a care home to struggle with basic Sudoku for the rest of his life.
Bond: Q is a traitor, another Vesper, only this time Bond stops him from killing himself and has to endure the knowledge that Q'll now be pumped for information and disposed of afterward. He can't get it up any longer for an undiagnosable reason and loses his job, his pride, and Q because of it. He has to choose between saving Q and the mission; he can't decide which choice is the worst. He finally does something scary enough to make Q run away from him, sometimes for good reason, and he looks and looks but can never find him after that.

5. Bond: Whatever's on the in-flight when there aren't any better options. He's seen a lot of them. As a child, he enjoyed Robin Hood and The Aristocats.
Q: The Lion King. Mulan. The Muppets, especially Muppet Treasure Island.

Re: Castillon

Date: 2015-09-21 10:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] isthisrubble.livejournal.com
1) I think James already has that third one... and would that mean he could still be killed? because I don't really think he'd like to be immortal, now that I think about it... idk much about wolverine but he performed surgery on himself in one of the movies so idk

2) ABBA YES GOOD oh my god that's brilliant. and Q... tbh I thought of the beach boys but then there's a katy perry (I think?) song with the same title so now idk which song you're talking about...

3) aw no James's nightmare one is sad why, but I love ALL of your Q ones

4) OH NO WHY MUST YOU BE SO CRUEL TO Q THOSE ARE ALL HORRIBLE
... Q is a traitor, another Vesper that's a... great headcanon you have there, why don't you keep it a million miles away from me?

5) James Bond, international man of mystery, watching disney movies in economy because he can't sleep. I love it
Edited Date: 2015-09-21 10:45 pm (UTC)

Re: Castillon

Date: 2015-09-23 05:10 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
1. I was thinking really awesome healing powers (like, fuck you, bullets, I'll show you "take the bloody shot") but still able to be killed via, IDK, beheading and dismemberment or something. He'd probably be uninterested in curselike immortality. (As that one fic in which Q is Death's son so ably illustrates.)

2. Thanks! I like the idea of Bond singing "Waterloo" without thinking about it and suddenly realizing that Q is his. :D For Q, I was thinking of the more modern song. It takes Q a while to get used to Bond's old-fashioned musical palate, but eventually there are days when he finds himself humming "Don't Stand So Close," etc.

3) :D

4) *evil cackle*
I actually am not fond of the idea of Q as a traitor and will be super 100 percent amazingly pissed off if that's the direction that they go in canon. But I do think it is a bit of a nightmare that Bond would have!

5) Haha, thanks!
Bond after watching Lilo and Stitch: *sees himself as Agent Cobra Bubbles, is probably closer to being Stitch*

Re: Castillon

Date: 2015-09-23 07:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] isthisrubble.livejournal.com
2) Q: 'shit. shit. I've got old people's music stuck in my head!'
James: *throws a pillow at him*

4) James must have many sleepless nights thinking about that one. poor guy...

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